While watching The Bible
- Mom: Who's that?
- Me: That's St. Paul.
- *scene of St. Paul beating Christians*
- Mom: ...
- Mom: And how did he become a saint?
- Me: Just keep watching.
O God, who on the Solemnity of the Apostles Peter and Paul, give us the noble and holy joy of this day, grant, we pray, that your Church may in all things follow the teaching of those through whom she received the beginnings of right religion. — Collect for the Solemnity of Sts. Peter and Paul